Middle
Interesting
Determination
Determination
Learning
Education
Tedious
Opportunity
Wow
Normal
Courage
Oblong
Mighty
Masterful
Unity
Nowhere
Insight
Tacos
Yes!
College
Opportunity
Litter
Legs
Elementary
Gynomastia
Eatery
That spells Middle Town Community College, and MCC spells success! Founded in 1983, MCC is in the middle of the middlemost state in the middle of the country. Officially ranked 276th (of US community colleges(, we have been molding young men and women into adults for years! We offer extensive two-month, two-year, one-week programs, and three-hour programs.
Get your Associate's Degree, Assistant Associate's Degree, Associate's Certificate, Certified Certificate, or Letter of Appreciation. Why wait? The future is now! Come join us! Won't you? And if not, why? The answers to your questions await you at MCC.
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| SUPER BREAKING NEWS!!! |
M.T.C.C. gets its own show! - Baby steps are for the weak! Getting our accreditation back and writing a new fight song cleared the way for the next logical step to becoming a big boy school: launching "On The Bubble", Middle Town Community College's very own student-run news program. Watch Middle Town's finest broadcast to the world and do us proud. This joint is now officially jumping.
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| BREAKING NEWS - Middle Town C.C. Gets Accreditation Back! |
Middle Town Community College wins fight for accreditation - After more than two years, Middle Town Community College will no longer carry the 'trade school' designation that has marred its academic reputation and yet increased its enrollment. The re-accreditation announcement was made over the school's public address system after a planned address in the main parking lot was cancelled due to a high number of "booted" cars blocking access to Dean Dean Archibald. "Luckily," said Dean Dean Archibald, "the announcement followed a previous announcement announcing the recent installation of the P.A. system." "The public address system was purchased from excess funds produced by a recent crackdown on parking violators.
Despite the probationary status of the restored accreditation, student morale has improved across a majority of the campus. When asked about his opinion on the news, jubilant finance major Eric Kraus shouted, "Man, a credit nation is what I'm all about!"
The school's founder, Gerald Philips, says the future for Middle Town Community College will be just like its past. "We're not going to let this news go to our head. We'll continue to offer the same type and quality of classes. We'll continue to maintain our faculties and facilities. And we'll hold onto our rich history and tradition. Despite this welcome news, we are not going to let it change us or our school in any way, shape or form."
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| MORE BREAKING NEWS... |
Accreditation inspires new fight song - MCC's accreditation helps the music department's creativity flourish. "With the new re-instatement of our accreditation, we have something new to celebrate. Everything is going to change," said Tuba player Megan Dumass. "I'm so excited about the newest fight song, we're going to redo all of our songs."
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