CERTIFICATE IN PROFESSIONAL SPAMMING
(45 MIN. min.)
This program is designed to prepare students for exacting low-level non-phsyical revenge on those who have been wronged by large corporations and retail chains and who don't feel phsyically up for "doing anything."

SUGGESTED SEQUENCE OF REQUIRED COURSES

CORE TOPICS (45 MIN. min.)
*CIPS 020 Tricking people into giving you their email address (15 MIN)
*CIPS 030 Sending advertisement disguised as personal email (15 MIN)
*CIPS 040 Developing believable fake names and email addresses (15 MIN)

*Prerequisite: Betamax Repair

The curriculum follows a block system; courses are arranged in clusters and must be taken together as corequisites if the student wishes to complete the program in, like, 10 months. As a requirement for admission to the program, students must have completed or have seriously considered completing EAL2 109. Vouchers and doctor’s notes will be accepted.